TWO WOMEN MET IN HEAVEN
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I Froze to Death.
2nd woman: How Horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy,
and finally died a peaceful death.What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch
him, but instead, I found him all by himself in the
den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: woman: I was so sure there was another woman
there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down
into the basement. Then I went through every closet
and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over
with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still
be alive.
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